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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Rom..
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
2024-02-27 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostBoss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it ..
Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
2024-02-27 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the oil say to the vinegar at the salad bar? Lettu..
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2024-02-27 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the bum say after a long day? “I’m wiped!”
What did the bum say after a long day? “I’m wiped!”
2024-02-27 04:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post***Free*** for the next few clicks **ONLY** HURRY! Before yo..
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2024-02-27 03:09:27 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are Red Violets are Blue I came a lot Thank you 💋 ht..
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2024-02-27 01:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he..
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he made? He was Sb.
2024-02-27 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he..
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he made? He was Sb.
2024-02-26 23:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostHow does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
How does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
2024-02-26 22:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the camouflage store that doesn’t accept ..
Did you hear about the camouflage store that doesn’t accept credit cards? Their patterns are in-visa-ble!
2024-02-26 21:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’d the conductor say when she found her missing music? S..
What’d the conductor say when she found her missing music? SCORE!
2024-02-26 19:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post"Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” “Take this and you’ll be ba..
"Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” “Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient."
2024-02-26 18:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostTwo amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window..
Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. It was Toadally ribbeting!
2024-02-26 17:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San A..
Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San Andreas nature preserve? He was generous to a fault.
2024-02-26 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pagans shop to prepare for rituals? Rite aid!
Where do pagans shop to prepare for rituals? Rite aid!
2024-02-26 12:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
2024-02-26 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a stylish pineapple? Fash-PINE-ista!
What do you call a stylish pineapple? Fash-PINE-ista!
2024-02-26 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhich one is my ***favourite*** Genshin character? 🤔
Which one is my ***favourite*** Genshin character? 🤔
2024-02-26 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned ..
Did you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned 15 dolphins with a single box of borax? Turns out that, just like it says on the box, it’s a great multi-porpoise cleanser.
2024-02-25 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh..
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
2024-02-25 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Toad invited to so many parties? Because he’s a fun..
Why is Toad invited to so many parties? Because he’s a fun-gi!
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2024-02-25 20:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog sho..
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
2024-02-25 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostFiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding..
Fiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding a departed relative’s will. But most of the time, it’s a dead giveaway.
2024-02-25 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all ..
Why do university administrators love asparagus? It’s all stem.
2024-02-25 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at..
My local Renaissance Festival is casting Knights tomorrow at 4pm. Be there or be Squire.
2024-02-25 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav..
My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.
2024-02-25 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we'..
What did the cow tell the butcher? Please stop, or else we're gonna have some beef.
2024-02-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byprod..
My very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byproducts. I guess you could say I have refined taste.
2024-02-25 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post