This morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date ..
This morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date was tomorrow…
2024-02-28 23:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer ..
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
2024-02-28 22:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The ..
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
2024-02-28 21:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostA plateau is the highest form of flattery.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
2024-02-28 20:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostJust burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave bro..
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
2024-02-28 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is abou..
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
2024-02-28 18:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostMy colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Semina..
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
2024-02-28 17:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2024-02-28 16:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2024-02-28 12:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostA man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How d..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How dairy 😫
2024-02-28 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
2024-02-28 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostLast night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s..
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea Report
2024-02-27 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
2024-02-27 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
2024-02-27 21:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you ..
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”
2024-02-27 20:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’r..
How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’re
2024-02-27 19:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post**Summer** needs to cum ***SO BAD*** 🥵🥵 Do you think you wi..
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2024-02-27 18:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light ..
Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light sentence
2024-02-27 18:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe reason that aliens have never visited us is because our ..
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews. We only have one star.
2024-02-27 17:00:48 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/948125708/emmahircine
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2024-02-27 16:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know my favourite d&d class so far?
Do you know my favourite d&d class so far?
2024-02-27 16:35:16 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I wa..
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like, well dam.
2024-02-27 16:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! https://onlyfans.com/600031017/emmahircine
2024-02-27 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Rom..
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
2024-02-27 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostBoss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it ..
Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
2024-02-27 08:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post