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When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend ..

When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend to get real tense.

2024-03-27 21:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Shout out to anyone who doesn’t know the opposite of “in”!

2024-03-27 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

I passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a t..

I passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a try, and no it doesn’t.

2024-03-27 19:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

2024-03-27 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender h..

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

2024-03-27 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the oth..

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

2024-03-27 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Two hydrogen atoms start to chat. One says "I've lost my ele..

Two hydrogen atoms start to chat. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

2024-03-27 15:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-27 14:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "..

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2024-03-27 11:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Two kittens had an argument. It was a cat-astrophe.

2024-03-27 07:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Random Trivia Time: Which planet in our solar system ..

***Random Trivia Time:*** Which planet in our solar system has the longest day?

2024-03-26 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post

What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.

2024-03-26 18:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds f..

Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.

2024-03-26 17:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post

What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."

2024-03-26 16:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post

I read a book about about helium once. I couldn't put it dow..

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2024-03-26 07:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-26 06:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

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Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.

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2024-03-26 02:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-03-25 23:51:14 +0000 UTC View Post

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