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2024-03-25 22:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-03-25 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big ..
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Can February March? No, but April May.
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2024-03-24 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy bathrobe and I are in a committed relationship. It's a ve..
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2024-03-24 22:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
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2024-03-24 19:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostI want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
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2024-03-24 18:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
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2024-03-24 17:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostWho invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
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2024-03-24 16:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostI'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have ..
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2024-03-24 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post