What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
2024-01-06 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But ..
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
2024-01-06 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post🎡Would you like to try your luck? January Wheel Spin Edition..
🎡Would you like to try your luck? January Wheel Spin Edition: Fabulous prizes are waiting for you. 1 spin for $10, or get all 4 for only $30. 🥰🎡
2024-01-06 20:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2024-01-06 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
2024-01-06 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhich U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft d..
Which U.S. state is known for its exceptionally small soft drinks? Minnesota.
2024-01-06 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
I didn’t get a hair cut, I got them all cut.
2024-01-06 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.
2024-01-06 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs..
How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs.
2024-01-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
2024-01-06 08:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. T..
I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.
2024-01-06 04:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
2024-01-06 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in h..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
2024-01-05 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostSore throats are a pain in the neck.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
2024-01-05 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.
2024-01-05 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
What sort of elf lives in a can? A sprite
2024-01-05 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itentic..
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
2024-01-05 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
How do you make an elf horny? Fairy moans.
2024-01-05 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
RIP boiled water—you will be mist. 😭
2024-01-05 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything o..
Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything on the web.
2024-01-05 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostI know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them..
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
2024-01-05 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you mend a broken pumpkin? By using a pumpkin patch.
How can you mend a broken pumpkin? By using a pumpkin patch.
2024-01-05 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? I..
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
2024-01-05 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the accountant say while auditing a document? This ..
What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
2024-01-05 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desser..
What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desserter.
2024-01-04 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
2024-01-04 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bu..
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
2024-01-04 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostStop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
2024-01-04 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post