Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got..
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
2024-01-04 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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***Want it soft or hard?*** đ¤ new gothic bundle of goodies,..
***Want it soft or hard?*** đ¤ new gothic bundle of goodies, featuring never before seen video! đ new pink bundle of cute content, feat never before seen video! Only one spin each đĄ
2024-01-04 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a..
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.
2024-01-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for that earring i lost
Looking for that earring i lost
2024-01-04 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostShouldnât the âroofâ of your mouth actually be called the ce..
Shouldnât the âroofâ of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
2024-01-04 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn..
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didnât like it.
2024-01-04 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
2024-01-03 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
What's a crafty dancer's favourite hobby? Cutting a rug.
2024-01-03 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himse..
Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.
2024-01-03 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
2024-01-03 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? Tweet.
What does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? Tweet.
2024-01-02 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
2024-01-02 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle..
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
2024-01-02 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostDogs canât operate MRI machines. But catscan.
Dogs canât operate MRI machines. But catscan.
2024-01-02 20:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIâve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure itâs..
Iâve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure itâs better than sitting around doing nothing.
2024-01-02 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostYouâre American when you go into a bathroom and when you com..
Youâre American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while youâre in the bathroom? European.
2024-01-02 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wante..
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
2024-01-02 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post5/4 of people admit theyâre bad at fractions.
5/4 of people admit theyâre bad at fractions.
2024-01-02 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I've finally bought a new gaming chair! Secretlab is on the ..
I've finally bought a new gaming chair! Secretlab is on the way đ
2024-01-02 13:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back on an elden ring hype and by god is it difficult af..
I'm back on an elden ring hype and by god is it difficult after BG3 hahaha
2024-01-02 12:49:13 +0000 UTC View PostSundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sad..
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
2024-01-02 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
2024-01-02 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the color green notoriously single? It was always so..
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
2024-01-01 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhatâs the name of a very polite, European body of water? Me..
Whatâs the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
2024-01-01 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetic..
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
2024-01-01 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI SPENT SO LONG MAKING THIS PLS PLAY https://onlyfans.com/8..
I SPENT SO LONG MAKING THIS PLS PLAY https://onlyfans.com/871537861/emmahircine
2024-01-01 20:48:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhich state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
2024-01-01 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to play đ ***Dungeons & Dragons*** âď¸ with me tonight? ..
Want to play đ ***Dungeons & Dragons*** âď¸ with me tonight? đ˛ Roll to pick your starting point and character and move across the board to the Finish⌠đ˛ Each turn tipped for earns a new prize. *Letâs see how good of an adventurer you are! đ§ââď¸â¨đâď¸*
2024-01-01 19:15:11 +0000 UTC View Post