🚨 EXTRATERRESTRIAL VISITOR ALERT 🚨Sooo… all those UFO sighti..
Added 2025-05-29 01:11:05 +0000 UTC🚨 EXTRATERRESTRIAL VISITOR ALERT 🚨
Sooo… all those UFO sightings got me a little paranoid… 👽😳
But when a certain alien slipped into my room mid-solo mission… let’s just say resistance was futile. 🥵💦
Turns out first contact feels a lot like—
✅ Being stretched in ways I didn’t know were possible
✅ Squirting so hard my sheets are now a lost cause 🌊
✅ Begging for more before he even left 😇🔥
