I was taking selfies kissing this pear, as you do, and sudde..
Added 2021-01-20 19:29:56 +0000 UTCI was taking selfies kissing this pear, as you do, and suddenly realized they distinctly remind me of kissing a ball sack for some reason. Then, when I cut it open and saw the beautiful, glistening wetness of its insides.... 😶 Anyways, off to go masturbate. Pandemic imposed celibacy is having an interesting effect.
