







My gf was out with friends and had texted me that she had just left… and when she was leaving, they gave her an enormous leftover pie because “nobody else would eat it.” Once again, she found herself the garbage disposal of the friend group. One of her friends is the artsy one. One of her friends is definitely the flirty one. And one is the hard working book smart one. My girlfriend is the fat one. That’s her thing now. She’s the fat one who will eat a lot and is always hungry and is known for her comic appetite. I too was about to come home from being out with friends and checked in on what she wanted me to bring home to eat. She texted me back. “I spite ate a pie.” I shouldn’t be surprised at texts like that but I still asked, “what?” She responded “ate the whole pie. cant move”. These are some of the resulting timer photos she sent as well as what I snapped when I arrived home.