





It's Friday night and I'm about to get laid! My wife is making apple pie, our conversation: Me: Smells amazing babe!... But I can make a better pie than you 😈 Wife: Do you know what the Amazon position is? Me: yeah a cream-... what? Wife: I'm going to fuck you in the amazon position, we're going to film it and My cream pie will be far better than yours. Me: 😲 *googles amazon position* ... Me: 🫨