Dear Fans... Sending me pictures of some penis you found on..
Added 2024-05-15 11:25:37 +0000 UTCDear Fans... Sending me pictures of some penis you found online... does NOT turn me on. It, in fact, makes me just want to block you, and move on. I'm sure you're proud of your penis, and if you're not... you can just save a picture of someone else's penis, and pretend it's yours, to "impress" creators online. Trust me... it doesn't. Creators "fawning over" your penis are FAKING IT... Sorry. We don't care. <3
