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I must say. I can't wait for my iPad keyboard to arrive (tha..

I must say. I can't wait for my iPad keyboard to arrive (thanks J ❤️) 🙈 anyway.

Anecdote of the day.

One day my partner asks me if I wanted to have some carrots salad.
I say yes, remind him I wanted it grated.. *insert catastrophic music background*

I meant julienne.

Fair. I made a mistake and realised after a bit ..
I thought about telling him, but he saw me preparing plenty times and I thought he knew what I meant and that there was no need.

Boy I was wrong.

10 mins later, comes up, all happy about his grated concoction and we look at each other and I say "I knew I should have told you I meant julienne."

He looks at me and says "I knew something was was off! That's what it was!"

Needless to say, I politely tasted, got disgusted by the texture, and declined the offer.

So moral of the story ?
Never overestimate your partner's intelligence.

When a simple mistake, becomes a regret 🤣

Ps. Is it too late for easter bunnies? 🙈

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