FREEBIE ALERT!!! Went out earlier today ran some errands, g..
Added 2022-05-23 06:46:46 +0000 UTCFREEBIE ALERT!!! Went out earlier today ran some errands, got some groceries and ate some fresh stir fry. After getting food I noticed a few more... shall we say, INTENSE staring than normal. I mean let's be realistic, when you never wear underwear and wear some of the thinnest, flimsiest pants, you're going to get stares. Especially if you're walking around with what a few of my friends refer to as my "knee knocker." Flash forward, after going to Marshalls and Whole Foods, I get home, put away groceries and while squatting down in the kitchen to get groceries out of the bag I notice a very blatant stain right at the tip of my dick. Instantly I thought "Oh no, did I LEAK?!" I almost never leak. I really have to be worked up to leak. It was slightly oily and that's when I realized, while I was eating a drop of grease/oil from the stir fry must've dripped and landed RIGHT on the tip of the one-eyed snake! Suddenly all the very focused stares I got all made sense! So here's a few shots, my face after seeing the 'wet spot' the spot itself and then my face when I thought "Eh, what the hell, let 'em stare!" Sometimes you just gotta shake it off and keep going. Now let's hope the oil/grease comes out!
