Miss America Pageant winner Miss Idaho, pictured here with her arch nemesis, Miss California, who is rumoured to have been the one in charge of leaking the newly discovered footage of Miss Idaho’s ‘Private Talent Show’ for Judge Joshua - the lewd performance which apparently won her his vote. You’ll be receiving the scandalous footage of Miss Idaho gyrating on a rock hard pole soon, so keep an eye on your DMs - and remember: we’re posting this footage for JOURNALISTIC PURPOSES ONLY - we know some readers will be tempted to act obscenely while looking at Miss Idaho so scantily glad, but we urge you to remember that 👑Miss America👑 is a WHOLESOME establishment that does not condone masturbation 🙏 thank you and goodnight 🇺🇸
👑🇺🇸🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🇺🇸👑
🏆New Miss America CROWNED!🏆
Miss Idaho has shocked competitors, judges and nationwide Americans alike and been crowned the new Miss America! It has been rumoured that this recent ‘woke’ generation actually LIKE the fact that Miss Idaho was upfront about using her sexuality to get ahead in the pageant game 😱 One onlooker had the following to say:
‘I’m actually glad that Miss Idaho has finally called a spade a spade and admitted that she used her sexual attractiveness to get ahead in the pageant - pageants have been judging women based on their looks and behaviour for years, but this time Miss Idaho has not been shamed for using these same things to get ahead in the competition and I for one don’t really have anything against what she did - it’s been happening all over the world behind closed doors since the beginning of time - GO IDAHO!’
Another long time pageant fan was quoted as saying:
‘To be honest, I’m not quite sure why anyone was trying to shame Miss Idaho for her affair with Judge Joshua - how come Judge Joshua isn’t the one on everyone’s lips? (Not just Miss Idaho’s…😜).
We’re not quite sure what to make of this complete shocker of a crowning ceremony but we know one thing for certain - we’ve definitely been spending a lot of our time admiring those ‘leaked’ photos that Miss Idaho sent judge Joshua!
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🗞🚨NEWSFLASH: PANDEMONIUM AT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT!🚨🗞
📰I hope you weren’t too shocked to read the local news article I sent to your DMs yesterday about what Miss Idaho has been up to trying to win the Miss America crown??
If you missed it, here is the press release once again:
👑⚠️SCANDAL AT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT!⚠️👑
Readers will be SHOCKED to discover what has unfolded over the past 24 hours at the Miss America pageant! One shocked supporter of the contest, which has been running since 1921, discovered a note in one of the bathroom cubicles which implicated a flagrant violation of pageant rules by Miss Idaho; the note accused Izzy Idaho of engaging in behaviour that is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the pageant: Miss Idaho was accused of sending a series of lewd photos to Judge Joshua - a married man. This led to a salacious affair between Judge Joshua and Miss Idaho. We strive to provide you with only the most up to date, exclusive news so we are happy to say that our anonymous source at the Miss America Pageant has FOUND the incriminating pictures and allowed us to publish them our our readers FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. We had hoped that the wholesome, god-fearing public of this town would treat Miss Idaho with the vitriol she deserved for being such a tart and compromising the good Miss America name, but SHOCKINGLY, the photos seem to have INCREASED the public vote for Miss Idaho 😳 as always, the voting for Miss America is anonymous and the organisers of the event fear the fact a large number of viewers of the Miss America pageant are male will influence Miss Idaho’s chance of winning as a result of these ungodly images she’s been sharing with Judge Joshua. There’s even talk that she sent highly sexual videos of herself out to potential voters in the hopes that she could capitalise on her looks to win the crown. We here at SmallTownMindset News Inc. obviously CONDEMN the behaviour of Miss Idaho - not to mention the SHOCKING acts she is rumoured to have performed on Judge Joshua and some of her other competitors…we hope that in publishing these photos of Miss Idaho that you’ll join us in our negative judgement of her. We ABSOLUTELY do not allow the using of these photos as an incentive to vote for Miss Idaho - we are publishing them for SHAMING purposes only and we would HATE to think any of our readers were using these photos of Miss Idaho for anything other than this. She is a dirty dirty hussy and should be treated as such. YOU MUST NOT VOTE FOR MISS IDAHO SIMPLY BECAUSE OF HER PROMISE TO ‘Satisfy every single voter personally as a thank you for their vote’. Lord knows what will happen to this town if we allow a tart like Izzy to influence the sanctity of the Miss America Pageant! 🇺🇸👑🏆🥇
Our sources are working hard to find out WHO was the original leaker of these photos, and we will bring you any updates on the pageant and behind the scenes as we receive it!
Do you think Miss Idaho should be allowed to win the Miss America contest, despite her lewd tactics??
The Miss America pageant will never be the same after this weekend’s photo/video release. But will the pageant organisers discover Miss Idaho’s dirty little secrets before she has a chance to win the crown? What do you think??
Uh oh! An insider at the Miss America pageant has found the photos allegedly sent to one of the judges from Miss Idaho as part of her underhand tactics to win the crown! There had been rumours that Miss Idaho would have done ANYTHING to be crowned miss America but no one had any idea she was willing to take QUITE as much as she did to please Judge Joshua… I can’t post MOST of these photos on the main feed but they’ll be being release this weekend to your DMs!
Uh oh! An insider at the Miss America pageant has found the photos allegedly sent to one of the judges from Miss Idaho as part of her underhand tactics to win the crown! There had been rumours that Miss Idaho would have done ANYTHING to be crowned miss America but no one had any idea she was willing to take QUITE as much as she did to please Judge Joshua… I can’t post MOST of these photos on the main feed but they’ll be being released this weekend to your DMs!
🏆 Miss Idaho looking as if coconut oil wouldn’t melt… but as one of the judges has been rumoured to have found out… it sure DOES melt in her mouth…
There have been rumours circulating about Miss Idaho’s unsavoury behaviour and how she will stop at absolutely NOTHING to win the Miss America crown. There’s even been rumours that she has been having a lewd affair with a married judge and sending explicit photos of herself to him to get ahead in the competition… I do hope those photos never get uncovered, for Miss Idaho’s sake, and for the integrity of the Miss America pageant…
👑 Miss Idaho’s second look for the evening…ironically she got changed RIGHT after the event that shocked everyone… coincidence? There have been many rumours about Miss Idaho’s unsavoury behaviour and how she will stop at absolutely NOTHING to win the Miss America crown. There’s even been rumours that she has been having a lewd affair with a married judge and sending explicit photos of herself to him to get ahead in the competition… I do hope those photos never get uncovered, for Miss Idaho’s sake, and for the integrity of the Miss America pageant…
Folks, I’m pretending to understand a live cricket match today… can someone please explain the very basics of the rules and some things I can say to impress the players? 🤣😜
Me wasting time on my knees on my bedroom floor when I was supposed to be filming a posing video for you 😜🤦♀️ I DID end up getting my fat ass up and filming it and it will be released tomorrow! 😘💋💦 xx
Thought you may appreciate this video of me skipping in slow mo… but it’s probably boring, you won’t want to see it 😜 (there’s another version of this video that you’ll get in the future if you’ve got your auto renew on 😏) xx
I mean… it’s a look right? I told you you can’t leave me alone in a bathroom… (more pics coming to your DMs later today if you have your auto-renew on! 😜) xx
Joy of joys, it’s getting to that time of the year again where I can only sleep with frozen socks on, a soaking wet flannel on my face and a fan blasting me 👍 #LondonInHeat
My roommate is always catching me with gigantic wedgies. Here I am innocently trying to do some DIY, little did I know my arse had engulfed my pants… 🤣 Glute Hypertrophy goal of 2023 coming nicely I see 😂🤦♀️
