Spider-Man tried stand-up comedy, but he kept getting tangle..
Spider-Man tried stand-up comedy, but he kept getting tangled in his own jokes.
2024-02-08 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do you call a group of musical gamers? A bandicoot.
What do you call a group of musical gamers? A bandicoot.
2024-02-08 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostSlytherins are big on Snapechat.
Slytherins are big on Snapechat.
2024-02-08 00:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI decided to get rid of my spine. It was holding me back.
I decided to get rid of my spine. It was holding me back.
2024-02-07 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy roommates suspect I’m stealing their kitchen utensils. Bu..
My roommates suspect I’m stealing their kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.
2024-02-07 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post💘Time to spill the beans or take the challenge! Truth or dar..
💘Time to spill the beans or take the challenge! Truth or dare? 💘Play the game and you'll receive a valentine's special reward (spicy surprise😜)
2024-02-07 21:08:36 +0000 UTC View PostA psychic tried to sell me information on my past lives. I h..
A psychic tried to sell me information on my past lives. I hate used karma dealers.
2024-02-07 21:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostI met a criminal with a bounty on his head. That was a weird..
I met a criminal with a bounty on his head. That was a weird place to keep paper towels.
2024-02-07 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
2024-02-07 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostYou can’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
You can’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
2024-02-07 18:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was Mario furious? He caught Princess Peach going throu..
Why was Mario furious? He caught Princess Peach going through his Bowser history
2024-02-07 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a toe with a great sense of humor? A ‘wit..
What do you call a toe with a great sense of humor? A ‘witty’ digit!
2024-02-07 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI been busy today ❤️ *coming soon*
I been busy today ❤️ *coming soon*
2024-02-07 15:37:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to that new restaurant, Karma. There’s no menu, you j..
I went to that new restaurant, Karma. There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.
2024-02-07 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostMy boat was cold, I tried to make a fire but it sank. I gues..
My boat was cold, I tried to make a fire but it sank. I guess you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
2024-02-07 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the monk refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pull..
Why did the monk refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
2024-02-07 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostRIP boiling water. You will be mist.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
2024-02-07 00:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostI once ate a watch. It was time consuming
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming
2024-02-06 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI quit my job at the donut factory. I was fed up with the ho..
I quit my job at the donut factory. I was fed up with the hole business.
2024-02-06 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
1. You are very productive and take on every possible task a..
1. You are very productive and take on every possible task and opportunity to perform your best. You may onload more than you can handle. 2. You progress to the next stage when you gradually start noticing that some days are more stressful than others. You lack time for personal needs, and you start taking much less time for yourself 3. Frequent high-stress levels causes chronic stress. As a result, your problem-solving skills and performance decrease further, and at this point, you begin to feel out of control and powerless. 4. This stage is burnout itself. Not addressing the previous stages/ symptoms promptly can result in critical exhaustion levels that will make it hard to cope with work demands. Often outbursts of emotion, difficulty with relationships and little to no self care. 5. This is when you don’t manage to recover from burnout and the state and the symptoms become an ongoing part of your life and daily habits.
2024-02-06 20:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostGive this post a tip to make my Valentine's season extra spe..
Give this post a tip to make my Valentine's season extra special! I've curated special Valentine's bundles just for you 💖💖💖 Brace yourself for a delightful treat! 💘
2024-02-06 20:19:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the gamer need glasses? Because they had bad resolu..
Why did the gamer need glasses? Because they had bad resolution.
2024-02-06 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bathtub go to college? It wanted to get a ‘degre..
Why did the bathtub go to college? It wanted to get a ‘degree’ in cleanliness.
2024-02-06 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What does Scooby Doo's horse say? Daph-neeeeigh
What does Scooby Doo's horse say? Daph-neeeeigh
2024-02-06 17:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostTwo antennas got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the ..
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2024-02-06 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is my ***favourite*** movie of all time? 🤔
What is my ***favourite*** movie of all time? 🤔
2024-02-06 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostAcupuncture is a jab well done.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
2024-02-06 08:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post