What do you do when you find Niacin and Thiamin at your fron..
What do you do when you find Niacin and Thiamin at your front door? You vitamin, of course!
2024-02-22 23:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
2024-02-22 22:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
2024-02-22 21:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostUseless Fact of the Day: ***Rubber bands last longer when r..
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.***
2024-02-22 20:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A ..
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
2024-02-22 19:00:47 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/835891444/emmahircine
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2024-02-22 18:57:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cre..
Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cream? She was whisk-averse.
2024-02-22 18:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re ..
Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.
2024-02-22 16:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say ..
I saw Aela's true form in the underforge ... You could say I saw her under-were **BA-DUM-TITS**
2024-02-22 12:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
2024-02-22 08:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostUseless Fact of the Day: ***Some cats are allergic to peopl..
Useless Fact of the Day: ***Some cats are allergic to people.***
2024-02-22 04:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the ..
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the left, and the final front ear.
2024-02-21 23:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever..
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.
2024-02-21 22:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat language do bridges speak? Span-ish.
What language do bridges speak? Span-ish.
2024-02-21 21:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
2024-02-21 20:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gon..
Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gonna be hell toupee.
2024-02-21 19:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostIf a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a pictur..
If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?
2024-02-21 18:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar..
Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.
2024-02-21 17:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re ..
Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!
2024-02-21 16:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
2024-02-21 12:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it w..
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.
2024-02-21 04:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostBecoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
2024-02-21 00:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post