What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great di..
What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
2024-03-03 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
2024-03-03 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIrish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
2024-03-03 17:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostKnock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only ..
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only joking!
2024-03-03 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
2024-03-03 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on..
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
2024-03-03 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostBend over and grab your ankles 😈
Bend over and grab your ankles 😈
2024-03-03 05:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
***Useless Butt Fact Of The Day:*** The gluteus maximus is ..
***Useless Butt Fact Of The Day:*** The gluteus maximus is the largest, most powerful muscle to work against gravity
2024-03-03 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a compl..
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.
2024-03-02 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostChinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Gett..
Chinese takeaway – £27.50. Petrol to get there – £3.25. Getting home then realising they didn’t give you one of the containers – riceless.
2024-03-02 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post***CHARACTER CREATION*** 💙Borrow my avatar to go on a seduct..
***CHARACTER CREATION*** 💙Borrow my avatar to go on a seductive adventure to heavens only knows where 🔮Each class gets a different prize ($10 each) 💛The class names are funny, I deserve a lil some some for that surely
2024-03-02 21:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace..
I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace.
2024-03-02 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe doctor told his patient to stop using a cotton bud, but ..
The doctor told his patient to stop using a cotton bud, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
2024-03-02 19:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electr..
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
2024-03-02 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be ..
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
2024-03-02 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
2024-03-02 08:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.
I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.
2024-03-02 03:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post*Hey there Space Cowboy* 🚀 -- 13min video, 2 galleries, 2 cl..
*Hey there Space Cowboy* 🚀 -- 13min video, 2 galleries, 2 clips
2024-03-02 02:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in ..
A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable
2024-03-02 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI've ordered the following toys, including a never before us..
I've ordered the following toys, including a never before used ***double penetration toy***! Tip $15 now and you'll get a video immediately **PLUS** two videos featuring the new toys when they arrive next week. Do future you a solid.
2024-03-01 23:46:15 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I'm gonna need this one explaining to me 😆🙏🏻
Okay I'm gonna need this one explaining to me 😆🙏🏻
2024-03-01 23:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostI own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare,..
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
2024-03-01 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostI worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t h..
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
2024-03-01 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostRick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar colle..
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He’s never gonna give you
2024-03-01 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post