emmahircine posts

I had to clean out all my spices. What a waste of thyme.

2024-04-11 16:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post

I got fired as train engineer. They tallied up all my accide..

I got fired as train engineer. They tallied up all my accidents, it was so hard to keep track.

2024-04-11 15:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..

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2024-04-11 14:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post

I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it ..

I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.

2024-04-11 11:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-11 07:57:30 +0000 UTC View Post

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore.

2024-04-11 07:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-11 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

What happens when you mix pool noodles and a hot tub? Spa-g..

What happens when you mix pool noodles and a hot tub? Spa-ghetti.

2024-04-11 03:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Don't worry, this isn't the kind of party you need to bring ..

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2024-04-10 23:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Are you gonna check meow-t?

2024-04-10 13:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post

We were mint to be

2024-04-10 04:20:19 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-10 03:37:02 +0000 UTC View Post

What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.

2024-04-10 03:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling blue?

2024-04-10 02:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Bullet vibe fun 😁 super intimate archive video of me! Please..

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2024-04-10 01:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Random fact that nobody asked for: I'm mildly allergic to po..

Random fact that nobody asked for: I'm mildly allergic to potatoes. They give me awful reflux no matter what form they're in. Chips? Reflux. Mash? Reflux? Jacket? Reflux. Still eat em though. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

2024-04-10 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

2024-04-09 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post

How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

2024-04-09 22:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you call an everyday potato? A commontator.

2024-04-09 21:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.

2024-04-09 20:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-04-09 19:08:13 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A T-Wre..

What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A T-Wrecks.

2024-04-09 19:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post

I have added some items to my bday wishlist in case anyone i..

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2024-04-09 18:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post

BDAY BASH ONE OUT 💌Top shelf prizes include a lingeri..

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2024-04-09 18:34:51 +0000 UTC View Post