What did one slice of bread say to the other at their weddin..
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
2024-09-28 23:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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Stream started at 09/14/2024 04:09 pmTalking rpgs, dungeons ..
Stream started at 09/14/2024 04:09 pm
Talking rpgs, dungeons and dragons and how not to accidentally give grandma a heart attack with dildos
2024-09-14 16:51:23 +0000 UTC View PostThe doctor said I’m going deaf. It was hard to hear.
The doctor said I’m going deaf. It was hard to hear.
2024-08-21 16:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chance..
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
2024-08-13 21:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
2024-08-05 19:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass.
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass.
2024-07-15 15:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat ́s the most expensive streaming service at the moment? ..
What ́s the most expensive streaming service at the moment?
University
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!
2024-06-22 20:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)
3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)
2024-06-18 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post"I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at..
"I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
2024-06-14 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostA man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now..
A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises." Taken aback, the doctor asks him, "My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies, "Like a glove."
2024-06-11 20:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse radish..
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish!
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game..
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
All the fans left.
I do love this warm weather we're finally having ☀️
I do love this warm weather we're finally having ☀️
2024-06-03 00:42:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another ..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
2024-06-02 19:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post**Want completely AD free?** Content on wall unlocked? *Join..
**Want completely AD free?** Content on wall unlocked?
*Join my other page at* @hircinesplayroom ✨️🤭
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off ..
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
2024-05-25 16:00:38 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/1079523212/emmahircine
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2024-05-25 15:56:43 +0000 UTC View PostEvery morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I ..
Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
2024-05-25 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do rogues wear leather armour? Because it’s made of hide..
Why do rogues wear leather armour? Because it’s made of hide. 😏 https://onlyfans.com/499107551/emmahircine
2024-05-25 14:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A r..
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
2024-05-25 11:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhy should you never get in a fight with Tryptophan? It’s am..
Why should you never get in a fight with Tryptophan? It’s amino acid.
2024-05-25 07:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post