Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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I recently took a pole. And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
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Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
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What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
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Why does Daniel Craig have greying hair in the latest Bond film? He has No Time to Dye.
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I’m writing a theatre piece about puns. It’s a play on words.
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Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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What street do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What is a witch’s favourite lesson at school?
Spelling.
What is a witch’s favorite lesson at school?
Spelling.
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Nacho cheese.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint.
Did you hear about the population of Ireland?
It’s Dublin.
Who did the zombie take to the dance?
His ghoul-friend
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tu-lips.
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