What does a sprinter eat before a race? "Nothing, they fast!..
What does a sprinter eat before a race? "Nothing, they fast!"
2023-10-25 05:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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What kind of car does an egg drive? "A yolkswagen."
What kind of car does an egg drive? "A yolkswagen."
2023-10-25 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThis graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to ge..
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
2023-10-25 03:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle ..
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
2023-10-25 02:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone? "Yellow!"
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? "Yellow!"
2023-10-25 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
2023-10-25 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit..
Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
2023-10-24 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept thr..
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
2023-10-24 22:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostSpin my Mystery Wheel for amazing Surprises! 🖤🖤🖤
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2023-10-24 21:48:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ..
What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
2023-10-24 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tire..
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2023-10-24 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostGOD I LOVE SPOOKY SEASON SO MUCH, the aesthetic is to die fo..
GOD I LOVE SPOOKY SEASON SO MUCH, the aesthetic is to die for, all the goth clothing shops have sales on and nobody wants me to sweat outside with them
2023-10-24 12:12:11 +0000 UTC View PostGonna make my d&d character Rethiel into an evil dark urge c..
Gonna make my d&d character Rethiel into an evil dark urge char for another BG3 playthrough
2023-10-24 11:03:10 +0000 UTC View PostFirst to drop $30 gets a bundle of content guaranteed to mak..
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2023-10-24 10:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to ..
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
2023-10-24 06:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThey say you're like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with ..
They say you're like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder you get?
2023-10-24 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card acci..
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
2023-10-24 05:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
2023-10-24 04:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
2023-10-24 03:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
2023-10-24 02:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostDad, did you get a haircut? "No, I got them all cut!"
Dad, did you get a haircut? "No, I got them all cut!"
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2023-10-24 01:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
2023-10-24 00:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostAye baby are you a flareon? because you're a sexy fox
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2023-10-23 03:27:37 +0000 UTC View Post