Wanna hear a funny joke about paper? Never mind, it’s teara..
Wanna hear a funny joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
2023-11-30 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
2023-11-30 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
2023-11-29 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a zombie vegetarian eat? “Graaaaaaaains!”
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “Graaaaaaaains!”
2023-11-29 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPlay and Win! Each bundle contains $100 worth of content. Le..
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2023-11-29 21:16:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the man in the orthopedic shoes say? “I stand corr..
What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say? “I stand corrected.”
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2023-11-29 20:24:46 +0000 UTC View PostTwo fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, “I..
Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, “I don’t even know how to drive this thing.”
2023-11-29 20:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the oth..
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
2023-11-29 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? “R..
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? “Robin, get in the car.”
2023-11-29 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pool of hot water on Rey's home planet? ..
What do you call a pool of hot water on Rey's home planet? A Jakkuzzi.
2023-11-29 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHad several things booked in today and most have cancelled! ..
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2023-11-29 16:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did nobody trust the low dexterity wizard? Because he ca..
Why did nobody trust the low dexterity wizard? Because he cantrip at any moment.
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2023-11-29 15:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What is a ninja’s favorite type of shoe? Sneakers.
What is a ninja’s favorite type of shoe? Sneakers.
2023-11-29 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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2023-11-29 07:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter..
What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
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2023-11-29 01:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A Bra..
What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A Branch manager.
2023-11-29 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues? A Sneak ..
What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues? A Sneak Peak.
2023-11-28 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do paladins prefer chain mail? Because it’s holey armor..
Why do paladins prefer chain mail? Because it’s holey armor.
2023-11-28 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
2023-11-28 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post*Kitty* wants ***your cock*** 😏😈 **Go give it to her** ***NO..
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2023-11-28 18:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick..
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
2023-11-28 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post