If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.
2023-12-06 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 ..
I've got the moves like Jagger... or at least I try... 💃 🕺 https://onlyfans.com/599900183/emmahircine
2023-12-06 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View Postdo you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? 💦😻
do you have somewhere comfortable for me to sit? 💦😻
2023-12-06 13:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
2023-12-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Darth Vader’s helmet so phallic? Because when they hi..
Why is Darth Vader’s helmet so phallic? Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
2023-12-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIs it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told..
Is it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
2023-12-06 08:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostDid we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels lik..
Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we're headed somewhere magical.
2023-12-06 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't n..
I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.
2023-12-06 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
2023-12-05 23:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostYou're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!
You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!
2023-12-05 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
2023-12-05 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostGive the coin a flip for $15. If it lands on HEADs, you scor..
Give the coin a flip for $15. If it lands on HEADs, you score a bundle valued at $100; if it's TAILS, you win a full-length orgasm video. 🖤
2023-12-05 20:09:29 +0000 UTC View PostI'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
2023-12-05 20:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostDid you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright fo..
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
2023-12-05 19:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostDo you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together..
Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.
2023-12-05 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostCan you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling..
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
2023-12-05 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is you..
I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
2023-12-05 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, ..
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
2023-12-05 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostKnow what's on the menu? Me-N-U. 😏
Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U. 😏
2023-12-05 08:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostCall me Wilma Flintstone because I'm about to make your bed ..
Call me Wilma Flintstone because I'm about to make your bed rock 😈
2023-12-05 04:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
2023-12-04 23:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still ..
Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you.
2023-12-04 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostBACK ON THE MENU BOYS 🍲 STARTER; $10 an amuse-bouche of my ..
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2023-12-04 21:41:21 +0000 UTC View PostYour hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for y..
Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?
2023-12-04 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou are everything I never knew I always wanted.
You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
2023-12-04 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIs your phone in your pocket? Because your pants are calling..
Is your phone in your pocket? Because your pants are calling me
2023-12-04 19:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostNeed a sidekick to solve mysteries with... Will you be my Fr..
Need a sidekick to solve mysteries with... Will you be my Fred?
2023-12-04 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI would love to graze your field.
I would love to graze your field.
2023-12-04 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post