What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unic..
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
2024-02-02 17:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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Trying to get online at my friends house One neighbour’s Wi..
Trying to get online at my friends house One neighbour’s Wi-Fi really stood out: “You Kids Get Off My LAN!”
2024-02-02 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of..
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? I guess we'll just have to make dew.
2024-02-02 12:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on a new character, what do you think?🤔
Working on a new character, what do you think?🤔
2024-02-02 08:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostI aksed my friend how he got hit on the head with a book and..
I aksed my friend how he got hit on the head with a book and he said he only had his shelf to blame
2024-02-02 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is 88 better than 69? 🤔 Because you get ate twice 😈
Why is 88 better than 69? 🤔 Because you get ate twice 😈
2024-02-02 00:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Any..
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
2024-02-01 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cold dog? 🤔 A Chilli dog 😋
What do you call a cold dog? 🤔 A Chilli dog 😋
2024-02-01 22:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostIf butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and v..
If butchers are gross, then people who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
2024-02-01 21:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 ..
What was a football coach yelling at the vending machine? 🤔 "GIMME MY QUARTER BACK!!!!"
2024-02-01 20:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostIf a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to..
If a wild pig kills you, does that mean you were *boared* to death? 🤔
2024-02-01 19:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling..
***Roll my Dice, Win a Prize*** 🎲 are the dice gods smiling upon you, or will you *crit fail?* 🎲 max 3 rolls (you can mix dice) 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻**Scroll across for loot pool**
2024-02-01 18:33:16 +0000 UTC View PostA Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end h..
A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, "Uno, dos..." Kazaa! He vanished without a tres! 😳 🤯
2024-02-01 18:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostIf you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was we..
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent? 🤔
2024-02-01 17:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Me using my breast assets. *just kidding, I know they're sm..
Me using my breast assets. *just kidding, I know they're smol*
2024-02-01 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThat's probably violating my food hygiene certificate traini..
That's probably violating my food hygiene certificate training
2024-02-01 13:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is my ***favouritest*** Pokémon in the history of **EVE..
What is my ***favouritest*** Pokémon in the history of **EVER¿?**
2024-02-01 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 02/01/2024 11:08 am Hope you enjoyed show..
Stream started at 02/01/2024 11:08 am Hope you enjoyed showering with me 🖤
2024-02-01 11:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly pl..
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
2024-02-01 08:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostHello! I would just like to take a moment and talk about you..
Hello! I would just like to take a moment and talk about your cars extended warranty.
2024-02-01 04:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like to do this little side quest with me? 😏 You m..
Would you like to do this little side quest with me? 😏 You may get a little wet though 😈
2024-02-01 00:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post***OF Video Call*** 🤳 🍆 **tip this post $150** to book in yo..
***OF Video Call*** 🤳 🍆 **tip this post $150** to book in your very own 1 on 1 ten min video call 🖤 please ensure you are available sometime **10pm-11pm GMT** 🇬🇧 🔑 you'll also get the recording to keep! *if you are unable to attend in this time slot, please do not book. These are the only hours I am guaranteed to be online*
2024-01-31 23:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
There's nothing like bumming around 😏
There's nothing like bumming around 😏
2024-01-31 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope you had an elf-ing good day! 🖤
Hope you had an elf-ing good day! 🖤
2024-01-31 19:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostI tried masturbating upside down last night ... I don't kno..
I tried masturbating upside down last night ... I don't know what cum over me.
2024-01-31 18:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post