I captured him and then made him worship my big bare feet.
I captured him and then made him worship my big bare feet.
2023-12-25 03:45:10 +0000 UTC View PostI captured him and then made him worship my big bare feet.
2023-12-25 03:45:10 +0000 UTC View PostSWIPE to see how the elf got my tailgate flap down. Naughty elf…
2023-12-25 03:03:57 +0000 UTC View PostDo you treat yourself to some Christmas PJs as an adult?
2023-12-25 00:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostI think you should drop my tailgate.
2023-12-24 22:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostBack when my elf was still behaving himself and sitting nicely on the windowsill.
2023-12-24 21:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostI think this elf has the right idea though 🤭
2023-12-24 20:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan you believe how naughty this little elf is???
2023-12-24 17:32:46 +0000 UTC View PostMy nips were apparently being shy. But swipe because I got them to say hi 👅 Also, this is one of my new pairs of glasses. I had my new clear ones on but night driving makes the frames a bit glarey so I swapped them out for these dark rims.
2023-12-24 00:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostI got some last minute shopping done today and went out with this little hole in my pants whoops 🤭 it’s these thic thighs that wore a hole through them…
2023-12-23 23:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostHope you get off work early today 💗
2023-12-22 19:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostGrab ahold of me and thrust deep.
2023-12-22 17:17:59 +0000 UTC View PostHow is your Thursday treating you?
2023-12-21 17:03:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy soles are cold, that’s why they look like this 😂 warm them upppppp please.
2023-12-21 04:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat should I do if you were naughty this year?
2023-12-21 02:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas really snuck up on me this year.
2023-12-21 01:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostHave you done all your Christmas shopping?
2023-12-21 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostI need to stretch. Can you hold my leg?
2023-12-20 23:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostPosting hourly this afternoon to make up for a slow day yesterday. Trust me, you didn’t want pics of me in sweats, gloves holding a mop and bucket of bleach 🧽 🪣 🧹 🦠
2023-12-20 22:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostI really hope that bragging about not normally getting the stomach bug doesn’t bite me in the ass here in a few days 😅
2023-12-20 21:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostRandom science fact, there’s a gene that some people have that gives them protection against norovirus (the most common viral culprit that causes the stomach bug). I don’t know for certain but I suspect I am a lucky carrier if this gene because I rarely get it. I get just about every other head cold that goes around, I honestly don’t have that great of an immune system BUT I do somehow seem to get lucky with stomach ailments regardless of exposure. Isn’t that so cool there’s a gene that can somehow protect you from a virus? I mean it doesn’t give you complete immunity but it helps!
2023-12-20 19:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post