i totally realized i forgot to make that lewd cosplay poll a while back! here's a few options yall seemed to like that would be easy for me to do. whichever wins this poll, i'll do it within a month or so :] if it's really close i'll do the top two
also Loba Apexlegends was a well-liked suggestion- i didnt put her in the poll because i'm already planning on it! no need to make yall vote on her when i'm already balls deep in fabric shopping asldfjalksd
AYEEE all the complaining worked, p0rn is no longer being banned on onlyfarts. AND i booked my next tattoo appointment today. Can i get some W’s in the chat
(old pics if u can’t tell)
a few things i plan on doing before onlyfans nukes porn on october 1st:
-facial (like C*M!! ON MY FACE!) POV 😩💦
-blowjob POV 👀
-sex tape with my gf @soapyfans 👭🏻 !!??!?!?!
comment what ur most excited to see >:)
(I WILL CONTINUE TO USE ONLYFANS AFTER OCTOBER 1ST!!! just under new terms/conditions 🙃)
i’m gonna make a formal post about OF’s changes and how I’m dealing with that soon! I’m still out of town so I don’t exactly have the time to sit down and figure it out rn. I’ll definitely still be using onlyfans but I’m gonna use another platform too in case yall don’t wanna use OF anymore. Yall know I tried out f4nsly a few months ago then kinda stopped using it bc I was overwhelmed by managing two sites, but now that it’s like.. very necessary I’m gonna be using it again! So go ahead and drop me a follow on f4nsly and I’ll keep yall updated :]
the UI might be a little confusing if you’re new- it’s FREE to follow, but there are optional subscription tiers that I’ll be talking about on there!
fans.ly/r/m4stiff
(i feel SO bad about leaving the handful of people who subscribed on f4nsly high and dry- pls message me on there if you’re a subscriber and i’ll dump a million free lewds in your inbox while i grovel for ur forgiveness)
I’m sure yall have heard that onlyfans is banning explicit pornography among other things. My content as it is is NOT affected by this change BUT i am considering just. Going absolutely apeshit on here before they nuke explicit stuff in october 1st. So prepare your meat (possibly) (I really want to but I am nervous and a little bitch and a pussy)
I just realized that for being a full-time cosplayer and full-time ass and titties poster, I sure haven’t done a lot of lewd cosplay?? for some reason I’ve kept them mostly separate but it’s time to change that!
comment a character you want to see me do a sexy/lewd cosplay of!! also look through other comments and hit LIKE on the ones you agree with. doesn’t have to be from a piece of media I’m a fan of- this ones for yall. I’ll pick a few of the top answers and make a poll tomorrow!!
alright besties there are some big soft jiggly shakey swangin slishin sloshin hash slinging slashin titties in your DMs rn
fair warning the message is. Pricey for sure but there’s another free preview like this if u wanna go look for funsies!
OH FUCK IT WAS NATIONAL BOOB DAY AND I FORGOT??? im about to send some WACK shit (read: horny shit) to your DMs to make up for it
(give it a minute to arrive, the servers are ass lmfao)
psssst hey [drops wet nakey shower booty on the timeline because i forgot that rent is due]
fun mastiff fact i fucking love shower sex but i never get to indulge because im too short to have sex with 90% of people while standing up LMAOOOOO
*whispering* maybe i if i send the DM in the middle of the night nobody will see it and i can keep pretending im not nervous
(just kidding go look at it)
part of the reason i havent posted much recently is because i got some fresh stretchmarks on my tummy that ive never had before which is making me feel a little 🙃🙃🙃 ive been editing them out in pics but would yall maybe wanna see a couple pics with no editing? ive been thinking abt sending out a lil DM showing them off, because maybe itll make me feel better about them, but im in my head about it like what if they don’t like it or think it’s gross skdhsksjakak
welcome 2 all the new people signing up because of my bigweld cosplay 👀 yes, i will be lewding him, but give me a sec because im making a whole new outfit for it LMAO
i just finished up a 17 hour crafting session 😖 time to pass out, leave me some nice comments to wake up to and i might show my appreciation in your DMs 💗
THE TIME HAS COME.... time for the ✨LANDING STRIP✨
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I think these are my favorite lewds EVER. I’ve never given myself a landing strip before and let me tell yall I have never felt more sexy in my life. Yall know ive been struggling HARD to get inspiration for lewds for months,, i was gearing up to just grit my teeth and shoot something lame yesterday but after giving myself a silly lil strip i was like IM SO HOT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO I SHOULD RIDE SOMEONES FACE LIKE A MOTORCYCLE!!! i feel like it ramps up the ✨intimacy✨ because ive always been clean shaven, even with long term partners so this is an extremely vulnerable/exposed thing for me to post, i hope u like it 🥺
The lighting was so perfect and it makes me look so soft and squeezable and it gives these a very much *morning after* vibe which I’m OBSESSED WITH. I also left my natural skin texture instead of smoothing it like I do sometimes so yall are getting an eyeful of like. Mega HD coochie and bootyhole LMFAO itll make ya mouth water
Obviously u get the previews uncensored as well as the one from yesterday!! In a lot of the pics I pull my thong down in front to show off my fun lil landing strip, and in a few of them i spread my legs and ass and REALLY lean into the tease,, Like u can literally see half my asshole in a couple of them AKDJSDJSKSKA some of them are selfies and some of them are POV so u get a nice mix hehehe
as always, no explicit nudity but i am leaving VERY little to the imagination
PLEASE drop a like if u like this so i know whether or not to keep the strip 👀 and I have extra pics for tippers if ur feeling generous 💕 ok love yall happy meat beating xoxo
sending out a lil mystery box to ur DMs right now 😳 not telling u whats in there but just know this is how my gf reacted LMAO
[no landing strip pics yet im saving them for tomorrow >:)]
