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I have two moods this morning: “get things done” or “get rui..

I have two moods this morning: “get things done” or “get rui..

I have two moods this morning: “get things done” or “get ruined.” No in-between. 😈

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This is your sign to slide into my DMs and offer emotional s..

This is your sign to slide into my DMs and offer emotional s..

This is your sign to slide into my DMs and offer emotional support. Or take its place. I am open-minded and mildly desperate 😏

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My vibrator died, and now I am staring at the ceiling like I..

My vibrator died, and now I am staring at the ceiling like I..

My vibrator died, and now I am staring at the ceiling like I am in a Netflix docuseries. “It started as a normal night… but little did she know…”

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I tried to finish manually after it quit on me… now my arm n..

I tried to finish manually after it quit on me… now my arm n..

I tried to finish manually after it quit on me… now my arm needs physical therapy and my soul needs closure.

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Do you ever get ghosted mid-orgasm? I did. He was 8 inches o..

Do you ever get ghosted mid-orgasm? I did. He was 8 inches o..

Do you ever get ghosted mid-orgasm? I did. He was 8 inches of battery-operated betrayal. Tip me so I can buy a new, emotionally reliable one.

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I lit candles, put on the playlist, slipped into something b..

I lit candles, put on the playlist, slipped into something b..

I lit candles, put on the playlist, slipped into something barely legal… and my vibrator gave me one final hum before quitting. This is my villain origin story.

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My vibrator died mid-session, and now I have trust issues 😭 ..

My vibrator died mid-session, and now I have trust issues 😭 ..

My vibrator died mid-session, and now I have trust issues 😭 Like… how are you fully charged one minute and abandoning me the next? I thought we had something.

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𝟐 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏-𝐎𝐍𝐒, 𝟑 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒It's in the title!!! One of my most ex..

𝟐 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏-𝐎𝐍𝐒, 𝟑 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒

It's in the title!!! One of my most explicit fuck scenes yet, go to my sites, head over to my DMs and quote #2STRAP3PUSSIES because you don't want to miss this!!

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Just remembered I have a perfect outfit picked out, and yet…..

Just remembered I have a perfect outfit picked out, and yet…..

Just remembered I have a perfect outfit picked out, and yet… I’m still naked, brushing my teeth seductively. Priorities.

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If looking like trouble is a crime, I am pleading guilty, la..

If looking like trouble is a crime, I am pleading guilty, la..

If looking like trouble is a crime, I am pleading guilty, lace and all. Tip if you think the jury should go easy on me… or hard 😘

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Practicing facial expressions for absolutely no one… but if ..

Practicing facial expressions for absolutely no one… but if ..

Practicing facial expressions for absolutely no one… but if someone wants to come judge my “oops, did I do that?” face in DMs, I would not stop you 😈

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My attempt at looking innocent just unlocked a whole new kin..

My attempt at looking innocent just unlocked a whole new kin..

My attempt at looking innocent just unlocked a whole new kink for me. If I call myself a good girl while doing bad things, it cancels out, right?

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Flashed myself a “who, me?” in the mirror and immediately dr..

Flashed myself a “who, me?” in the mirror and immediately dr..

Flashed myself a “who, me?” in the mirror and immediately dropped my towel like it owed me money. Should I keep going or... DM you instead?

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I tried to look sweet and angelic, but I accidentally bit my..

I tried to look sweet and angelic, but I accidentally bit my..

I tried to look sweet and angelic, but I accidentally bit my lip, and now I have three missed messages and one dangerous idea.

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Practiced my innocent face and ended up looking like trouble..

Practiced my innocent face and ended up looking like trouble..

Practiced my innocent face and ended up looking like trouble 💗 Now I am just prancing around the apartment like a walking red flag in lace… and honestly? It suits me.

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Coffee’s brewing, my nipples are perky, and I already forgot..

Coffee’s brewing, my nipples are perky, and I already forgot..

Coffee’s brewing, my nipples are perky, and I already forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Good morning, chaos.

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If you saw this dress from the front and thought “classy,” p..

If you saw this dress from the front and thought “classy,” p..

If you saw this dress from the front and thought “classy,” please reserve your judgment until you’ve seen the back. DMs open 😈

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Tried to sit down gracefully and accidentally mooned an enti..

Tried to sit down gracefully and accidentally mooned an enti..

Tried to sit down gracefully and accidentally mooned an entire table of brunch-goers, tips accepted for emotional damage.

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Someone’s grandma just gasped in Target. In my defense, I di..

Someone’s grandma just gasped in Target. In my defense, I di..

Someone’s grandma just gasped in Target. In my defense, I didn’t plan to be this thick in daylight hours.

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The hemline said “church picnic,” but the booty bounce said ..

The hemline said “church picnic,” but the booty bounce said ..

The hemline said “church picnic,” but the booty bounce said “after-party in hell.” Conflicting energy, and I’m into it.

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Bent over once, and my dress turned into a suggestion. Whoop..

Bent over once, and my dress turned into a suggestion. Whoop..

Bent over once, and my dress turned into a suggestion. Whoops. Want to see what it was trying to hide?

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My dress said “family friendly,” my ass said “absolutely not..

My dress said “family friendly,” my ass said “absolutely not..

My dress said “family friendly,” my ass said “absolutely not” 🎉 and now I’m walking around like a public health hazard.

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My morning stretch turned into an accidental strip tease for..

My morning stretch turned into an accidental strip tease for..

My morning stretch turned into an accidental strip tease for absolutely no one. Fix that?

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Was trying to take a cute selfie but caught a nip slip in 4K..

Was trying to take a cute selfie but caught a nip slip in 4K..

Was trying to take a cute selfie but caught a nip slip in 4K… and it’s now my new favorite photo. DMs open if you need proof.

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Clothes are hanging on by sheer will and bad intentions. Wan..

Clothes are hanging on by sheer will and bad intentions. Wan..

Clothes are hanging on by sheer will and bad intentions. Want to see what finally makes them give up?

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I adjusted my top, blinked, and suddenly, I stared in my own..

I adjusted my top, blinked, and suddenly, I stared in my own..

I adjusted my top, blinked, and suddenly, I stared in my own little NSFW sitcom. Should I keep filming?

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I am one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction 🥵 and ..

I am one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction 🥵 and ..

I am one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction 🥵 and I’m not trying to stop it. If it happens, it happens… blame physics.

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𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊!Have you ever wanted to be in a threesome wit..

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊!

Have you ever wanted to be in a threesome with me and Emma?? If you said FUCK YES!! Quote

#THREESOMEFUCK in my DMs we will teach you how to fuck us!! 😏

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Currently deciding whether to be productive or just take sca..

Currently deciding whether to be productive or just take sca..

Currently deciding whether to be productive or just take scandalous pics and blame the moon. Guess which one’s winning.

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Pants: 1. Me: 0. But my ass looked so good mid-struggle that..

Pants: 1. Me: 0. But my ass looked so good mid-struggle that..

Pants: 1. Me: 0. But my ass looked so good mid-struggle that I almost sent myself a DM.

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