Hehehe check out my new piece of home workout equipment 😈😂
Hehehe check out my new piece of home workout equipment 😈😂
2020-08-12 04:41:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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There's so many fun different ways to fart on a face 😈
There's so many fun different ways to fart on a face 😈
2020-08-11 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can't be a total bitch 24/7. Sometimes I just enjoy relaxi..
I can't be a total bitch 24/7. Sometimes I just enjoy relaxing on a cosy winters day, enjoying a warm cup of tea and reading a book 😇
2020-08-10 01:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostAt this point it would honestly feel weird to be playing gam..
At this point it would honestly feel weird to be playing games and NOT sitting on a face 🤷♀️ Like why would I ever use a seat?
2020-08-09 01:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostOn rare nights I'm not feeling as gassy, I can get a bit mor..
On rare nights I'm not feeling as gassy, I can get a bit more creative with how I want to use him as a footrest 😈
2020-08-07 01:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostI can never decide whether he'd make a better 👣 footrest, or..
I can never decide whether he'd make a better 👣 footrest, or 🍑💨 fart filter while I watch T.V... So I figured why not both? 🤷♀️
2020-08-06 01:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostI looove this new nail polish!! 💅 It makes my toes look like..
I looove this new nail polish!! 💅 It makes my toes look like yummy little candy apples 🍎 Perfect snack for a foot slave to suck on hahaha 👣
2020-08-05 07:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostHahaha I was just planning to spend a relaxing night gaming ..
Hahaha I was just planning to spend a relaxing night gaming and still managed to leak a fart onto his face 🤣 Am I ever not gassy?? 🍑💨💀
2020-08-05 01:21:25 +0000 UTC View Post👣 or 🍑 ? Doesn't matter, worship both 👑💅
👣 or 🍑 ? Doesn't matter, worship both 👑💅
2020-08-04 07:25:46 +0000 UTC View PostOk, so let's put this to a vote: Smelling my farts through m..
Ok, so let's put this to a vote: Smelling my farts through my yoga pants while I play games is a privilege, and should be appreciated. Yay or nay?
2020-08-04 01:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly can you believe after I helped vacuum last week he ..
Honestly can you believe after I helped vacuum last week he complained I wasn't doing enough? Let's see if this was more what he had in mind 😈
2020-08-03 01:02:43 +0000 UTC View PostI seriously need a fart sniffer during yoga too 🍑💨 this is g..
I seriously need a fart sniffer during yoga too 🍑💨 this is getting out of control 🤣
2020-08-02 01:02:29 +0000 UTC View PostGod this loser actually went through my dirty laundry to sme..
God this loser actually went through my dirty laundry to smell my panties, can you believe it? I thought that was just a stereotype, not something anyone would actually do omg. Well if he wants to be a dirty panty sniffing loser, I'll give him something to smell 🖕 What could be dirtier than sniffing my ass and farts straight through my week old panties he loves so much? 🍑💨 If he doesn't do every single thing I want him to for the rest of his life, I'm going to show the whole world the video I took of him. I hope it was worth it bitch, I own you now.
2020-07-31 20:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostHrmmmm, any ideas what I should do with these? 😈
Hrmmmm, any ideas what I should do with these? 😈
2020-07-31 01:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostNose up to the screen bitch. I want you to really imagine yo..
Nose up to the screen bitch. I want you to really imagine you're shoving your face in my ass as I fart 😈
2020-07-30 01:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for you to accept your place at my perfect Asian f..
It's time for you to accept your place at my perfect Asian feet, white piggy 🐷 Don't try and fight it... just kiss my pretty heels 👠 Mmmmmm it feels good to worship an Asian woman doesn't it? It feels so natural. Enjoy the feel of my silky stockings rubbing over your face, just give in, worship me. Worship my superior Asian feet like you know you want to 👣
2020-07-28 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostI honestly don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a fart sl..
I honestly don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a fart slave. I'd either have to stop gaming constantly to fart outside, or completely gas myself out of the room 🤢 Good thing I don't have to worry about it 😈
2020-07-28 01:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly a 👑 princess 👑 like me shouldn't have to clean the ..
Honestly a 👑 princess 👑 like me shouldn't have to clean the house... I can't believe the work I have to put in to make sure anything is done right 🤷♀️
2020-07-27 01:18:41 +0000 UTC View PostAnd this is why I do yoga at home 🤣 🍑💨
And this is why I do yoga at home 🤣 🍑💨
2020-07-26 01:06:19 +0000 UTC View PostOk so this is probably the single most disgusting thing I ha..
Ok so this is probably the single most disgusting thing I have ever created or done 🤢🤮 I've been blowing my nose, and gathering any particularly nasty chunks of phlegm in this oversized shot glass for weeks. Like actually weeks. The texture of this makes my stomach churn. And now finally I'm going to tip this unholy slop down my poor slave bitches throat hahaha 🤣 Oh god that makes ME want to vom, hold it in your mouth you disgusting bitch, gargle with it, I want you to really enjoy this special treat hahaha 😈
2020-07-21 20:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat better way to wrap up the weekend than playing Diablo w..
What better way to wrap up the weekend than playing Diablo with my ass planted on the face of a slave 🍑🎮
2020-07-19 13:54:39 +0000 UTC View PostMouth open bitch. I want to feel your tongue 👅 on my yoga pa..
Mouth open bitch. I want to feel your tongue 👅 on my yoga pants so I know you're ready to take my farts straight down your throat. Hahaha that's a good little fart eating bitch 🍑💨 God what did I eat to make them this gross? Ugh good thing you're here to swallow all this nasty gas for me. Do you like it when I squat over your face like this? It almost feels like I'm taking a dump in your mouth when I push these farts out 🤣 Hahaha keep your mouth open bitch, and you'd better hope I only feed you farts 😈
2020-07-16 03:51:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the only problem with little white pig slaves is th..
You know the only problem with little white pig slaves is that... well, they're white pigs 🐷 But don't worry, your Asian Goddess is going to help. I'm going to rip your skin up until it's all nice and bright red like my dress and heels! Say thank you ungrateful little bitch! That's it, squeal like a pig if you have to, but I'm fixing you. Thank your Asian Goddess for making you into a better slave for her, slave 😈
2020-07-14 20:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostEvery 👑 princess 👑 needs to be pampered and spoiled, don't y..
Every 👑 princess 👑 needs to be pampered and spoiled, don't you agree? 💎
2020-07-11 12:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostSo I decided I really want my fart bitch to take big despera..
So I decided I really want my fart bitch to take big desperate gasps of my farts 🍑💨 like they're the precious air he needs to breathe. I'm going to crush his head between my thighs, scissoring all the air and fight out of him, then finally when he goes limp and is about to pass out, I'll be nice and do a hot wet fart right in his face! God I can't wait to see him gag on these as he desperately sucks down my farts while trying to breathe 🤣 This is going to be so. much. fun 😈
2020-07-10 20:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't even eat my usual gassy diet today, why can I not s..
I didn't even eat my usual gassy diet today, why can I not stop farting 🤣 Any volunteers to help me out by smelling it all up? 😈
2020-07-09 06:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe ceiling gradually materialised as he blinked awake. He t..
The ceiling gradually materialised as he blinked awake. He tried to sit up but his arms were tightly bound to his battered body. "Where am I?" He groaned, straining to see through his pounding headache. A rustle of fabric; ominous clicks of heels stalking across the floor. A woman leaned over and peered into his confused eyes. Amused, she smirked and asked a question as he struggled to move, and he froze. Her face twisted into an expression of mock surprise. She repeated herself, and this time he realised the words were in another language. "What? I- I don't understand -" Flames erupted in her dark eyes. In a sudden blur of motion she slapped him hard across the face. "Pig," she spat in English. "Do you understand me now?" His ears rang from the heavy blow. Her perfectly painted red lips slowly came into focus and broke into a cruel smile, stretching up to high cheekbones. Dark eyeliner enhanced the sharp, regal tilt of her glittering black eyes. Her flawless skin was tinted with gold. Suddenly, horrible memories came crashing back as her words cut through the ringing in his ears. "...Honestly, what did anyone expect? Completely outnumbered, with stunted intelligence, genetically inferior; of course you "people" lost the war. Under the New World Order, every one of your men - well, the ones that were worth training, anyway, all the useless ones were disposed of immediately - has been given a new role. You were all assigned to a Goddess, to serve in any way that should please us." She paused, relishing his horror as her retelling of recent events sank in. "Since you're obviously pretty slow at the best of times, I'll spell it out for you: You. Are. My. Slave. Now. For as long as you live, piggy." She leaned in close, lowering her voice to a dangerous whisper. "Welcome to your new life."
2020-07-08 07:47:38 +0000 UTC View PostThere's nothing quite as luxurious as a nice, long soak in t..
There's nothing quite as luxurious as a nice, long soak in the bath 👑💋
2020-07-06 11:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostI know you're completely helpless when a bitchy Asian Goddes..
I know you're completely helpless when a bitchy Asian Goddess like me tells you to do something. Don't even pretend to hide it... I can see right through you. You want me to prove it? On your knees in front of me piggy 🐷 Hahaha this is just too easy. Now lie down on the ground at my feet. What a good little bitch... Give my sexy heels a little kiss 👠 Now I'm going to hurt you and every time I do, you're going to say "Thank you my perfect Asian Goddess". Ready? 😈
2020-07-02 11:34:38 +0000 UTC View PostImagine being trapped inside my latex pants as I fart inside..
Imagine being trapped inside my latex pants as I fart inside them...
2020-06-29 12:09:29 +0000 UTC View Post