Isn't that just the most brilliant plan you've ever heard of, bitch? Not that it fucking matters what you think. Uggghhh I think I feel a fart coming 🤢 You'd better get your face right up into my ass, loser 🖕
2021-10-20 21:13:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou're the slowest fucking learner I think I've ever met, loser. What is it going to take for you to do my fucking laundry properly? You know what? Stick out your fucking tongue 👅 Maybe spot cleaning my panties with your tongue will finally get you to take doing my laundry seriously 🤢 Are you saying no to me? What, too much for you? Fuck you loser, stick our your tongue or I'll grind your balls into paste 🖕 That's what I fucking thought. Remember this taste any time you even THINK of half arsing the jobs I give you 😈
2021-10-19 21:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostSome of my favourite things are relaxing with a glass or two of wine 🍷 and then using your face as a fart seat hahaha 🍑💨 Sniff sniff, loser - it's your entire life purpose 🖕
2021-10-17 21:10:34 +0000 UTC View PostOoommmmgggg this fart was so fucking disgusting 🤢🤮 You'd better hope you sniff it all up before it wafts up to me or I'm going to make you fucking regret it...
2021-10-16 21:18:34 +0000 UTC View PostRemember how we were talking about our kinks and stuff the other night...and you wouldn't tell me what you were into?? 🤭 Well... I mayyybe peeked at your search history 😇 and let's be honest, if you didn't want me to find out, you would have deleted it so 😜 Let's just say that from now on, I'm not going to hide my farts from you anymore...and this is how we'll start every morning 😈🍑💨
2021-10-15 21:25:39 +0000 UTC View PostUgghhh stop complaining! Like, so what if my friends all know you're nothing but a fart filter now, they all thought you were a loser before anyway hahahaha 🖕 Here, I think I need to send them proof 📱 Omg they think it's hilarious! I'm going to invite them to come use you so they can see how fun it is for themselves hahaha 😈
2021-10-14 21:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Crawl over here slave... I have a special surprise for you 😈 No, you're not allowed to ask what it is. In fact, you're not allowed to talk at all. All you're going to do is open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and wait for it 🍑💨
2021-10-13 21:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostOmg it's seriously so handy that I don't even need to leave the kitchen when I have to fart hahahaha 🍑💨 Ummmmm that WAS your dinner, fart loser 🖕 Now go away while I keep cooking mine hahaha
2021-10-12 21:26:24 +0000 UTC View PostHmm I haven't made any plans yet... Kinda feeling like a lazy night to relax and stay in though, what do you wanna do? Hahaha you didn't really think you had a say in this, did you?? 😈 you're gonna do what you do every night - serve me and sniff my farts 🍑💨
2021-10-11 21:22:20 +0000 UTC View PostOmg it looks like it's going to be one of those nights hahaha 🍑💨💨💨 Well, I hope you're comfy down there, loser 🖕 Because like, with how my guts are feeling? I'm going to be farting like this for the entire night... and you're going to be sucking every last one of them up for me 😈
2021-10-10 21:19:31 +0000 UTC View PostSo i wonder... does that fact I enjoy farting on your face even more than usual when you're completely tied up can't do anything to stop me make me an evil bitch? Or a perfect Goddess? 😈😇
2021-10-09 21:18:35 +0000 UTC View PostWho knew it would be so handy to have a fart slave as a seat while I relax and read books? You're so lucky you get to be a fart filter and a reading chair for me!! 😈 I love coming up with so many fun and creative ways to use you... So shut up and start sniffing, bitch 🍑💨 You're welcome 💅🏻
2021-10-08 21:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostSooooo we both know I'm the favourite... Mum and dad put me in charge while they're away this weekend so you'd better listen to everything your 👑 perfect 👑 stepsister says... Oh you wanted to play video games?? Well I want to watch anime so TOO BAD 🖕 Get used to sniffing my farts up, bitch! No one will believe you anyway so just accept your place already, loser 😈
2021-10-07 21:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post
You begged me to be back there, so I expect you to do your job and sniff up every last bit of my gas 🍑💨💨 Understand?
2021-10-06 21:17:15 +0000 UTC View PostDouble barrelled farts are so much fun because you never know the second one is coming 😈
2021-10-05 21:17:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat if your head were trapped between my ass from both sides?? Lmao, it would be so hilarious watching you try and struggle, only to bury your face deeper into my ass no matter which way you turned 😈 Start sniffing, fart bitch - it's not like you have a choice 🖕
2021-10-04 21:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostJust admit my ass owns you... and start kissing, loser 🖕
2021-10-04 00:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostCan't you just imagine it completely covering your face while I do this? 😈
2021-10-03 23:13:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt's so cute how you can't take your eyes off it 🍑
2021-10-03 22:16:39 +0000 UTC View PostSeriously... Look how fucking perfect my ass is 🍑 No wonder a loser like you wishes you stick your face in it. Why don't you get on your knees and beg for a fart like the little fart beta you are? 🖕
2021-10-03 21:14:23 +0000 UTC View PostSooooooooo does "thinking up weird new ways to restrain my slave so I can have fun farting on him" count as a hobby? Asking for a friend... 😅😅
2021-10-02 21:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostGod I'm so bloated today. I have a way to make this fun though 😈 Why don't you tell me what my farts 🍑💨 smell like through my different pairs of yoga pants? You can kneel down by the side of my bed there and sniff up every last particle of my farts and tell me if the yoga pants flavour them 🤣 You were born for this job really, so make sure you do a good job fart bitch 🖕
2021-10-01 21:22:15 +0000 UTC View PostOmmggggg my farts sound so fucking nasty and bubbly when I'm sitting on this bench 🤮 Don't you just wish your face was buried in these cute shorts while I watch TV?? 🍑💨 Ahahaha thought so, fart bitch 🖕
2021-09-30 21:48:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you think this is a reward right now... but I promise once you smell the first one you're going to be begging for me to stop 😂🤢🤮
2021-09-29 21:11:39 +0000 UTC View PostEven if you don't get to play, at least you have a nice view from your spot on the floor 😇😈
2021-09-28 21:58:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt's honestly no surprise you're unable to take your eyes off my ass in latex. Just look at how perfect it is 🍑 Here, come closer... I have a present for you 😂 Why don't you stick your head up this latex skirt and see if it smells as bad as it sounded 😈
2021-09-28 21:37:08 +0000 UTC View PostAhaha you can try to struggle I guess?? But you can't escape being my fart slave from the moment you wake to the moment you sleep... So rise and shine, bitch ☀ Time to start sniffing!! 😈
2021-09-27 21:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostOmg I'm sooo gassy today it's kind of distracting while I'm trying to work 😩 How about you make yourself useful, stick your nose up my butt, and take a huge, deep inhale every time I fart?? 🍑💨 Remember that it's an honour for you to serve me in any and every way... Before you know it, you'll learn to love my farts, and become so addicted you won't even be able to imagine a life where you're not my slave 😈 Welcome to your new life, loser 🖕
2021-09-26 22:15:54 +0000 UTC View PostAhahahaha OMG 🍑💨💨💨 Now do you understand why I do yoga at home?? 😂 Seriously all the different positions just like push the gas around in my guts until... THAT happens 🤣 Oh well, not my problem. You'd better get to work sucking that up, loser 🖕
2021-09-25 21:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostOkay bitch, time to ramp up your fart slave training 😈 I can't have you embarrassing me in front of my friends when they want to use you 🖕 I expect you to sniff up ALL of my farts COMPLETELY, no matter how big or small, loud or silent, or how strong they smell 🤮 Swallow them up like it's your job - because it is 🍑💨 and when my friends come over, if you don't serve them perfectly too... Let's just say I'll make you pay 😈
2021-09-24 21:26:59 +0000 UTC View Post